Alex in Wonderland ツ

Whisper me sweet nothings!   MSW Grad student. Intern. Counselor. Coffee enthusiast. XIII. Long Island, NY.

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Boys are adorable. Boys trail off their sentences in an appealing way. Boys bring a knapsack to work. Boys get haircuts from their roommate, who “totally knows how to cut hair.” Boys can pack up their whole life in a duffel bag and move to Brooklyn for a gig if they need to. Boys have “gigs.” Boys are broke. And when they do have money, they spend it on a trip to Colorado to see a music festival. Boys don’t know how to adjust their conversation when they’re talking to their friends or to your parents.

Until I was thirty, I only dated boys, as far as I can tell. I’ll tell you why. Men scared the shit out of me.

Men know what they want. Men make concrete plans. Men own alarm clocks. Men sleep on a mattress that isn’t on the floor. Men tip generously. Men buy new shampoo instead of adding water to a nearly empty bottle of shampoo. Men go to the dentist. Men make reservations. Men go in for a kiss without giving you some long preamble about how they’re thinking of kissing you… Men know what they want and they don’t let you in on their inner monologue, and that is scary.

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  Mindy Kaling on boys vs. men- Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me (via wordsthat-speak)

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— 19 hours ago with 13275 notes
pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

(via a-windmill-full-of-corpses)

— 23 hours ago with 435941 notes

abraham-shipwreck:

Casual fridays arent allowed in the office after last weeks ‘incident’

(Source: mgworld4, via a-windmill-full-of-corpses)

— 23 hours ago with 112535 notes
becausebirds:

karma-kollector:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

tbh i think its more about the girl in the other car crying like what happened

Such theory

becausebirds:

karma-kollector:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

tbh i think its more about the girl in the other car crying like what happened

Such theory

(via a-windmill-full-of-corpses)

— 23 hours ago with 29908 notes
Velma Kelly :):) #Chicago #Broadway 😍

Velma Kelly :):) #Chicago #Broadway 😍

— 2 days ago
#broadway  #chicago 
No this is not zoomed we are actually THREE ROWS FROM THE STAGE!! #Chicago #Broadway 😊🎶💕 @sweetmelissuh

No this is not zoomed we are actually THREE ROWS FROM THE STAGE!! #Chicago #Broadway 😊🎶💕 @sweetmelissuh

— 2 days ago
#broadway  #chicago 

#grease #stardustdiner #foreverrizzo #favoriterole 💕

— 2 days ago
#favoriterole  #stardustdiner  #grease  #foreverrizzo 

#ellensstardustdiner 🎶🎶🎶

— 2 days ago
#ellensstardustdiner